Wanted: Special Person for my German Shepherd Dog in Sacramento, California For Sale

Wanted: Special Dog Caregiver
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I need a youngish (but not too young) human (gender not at issue) who is physically strong and active (important), loving (very important), not susceptible to bruising (seriously important), and patient (most important of all) for a 16-month-old bi-color working lines female German shepherd. You will be researched thoroughly so that I can be sure you are good enough for her.
This girl is the real deal, out of a sport and police dog pedigree--smart, crafty, driven, excited to be alive. She will sleep all night right next to your bed, eventually get along with your other dog (it'll be slow going though), eat your feral cats (bummer if you have mice) and probably your goats as well (bummer if you have weeds), run off all your friends (the pretenders for sure), and end your relationship with the US Post Office. But she will fling herself into your arms and cover your face with passionate kisses as soon as she decides you are hers.
This dog went to live with the wrong people; they spent 8 months trying to suppress her natural temperament and turn her into a couch potato. NOT HAPPENING. You have to love excitement to adopt this dog.
I want $xxxx bucks for her. She is worth a whole lot more, or would be if the unenlightened previous owners hadn't tried to turn her into a twelve-year-old golden retriever when she was four months old. HOWEVER. For the absolute right person, this dog is only $500. She is so beautiful; not one of these oversized over-hairy over-docile GSDs. This one is absolutely bred to the standard, correct, healthy, joyous, loving, and even trendy with her rich pigmentation and black-spotted tongue.
She is started in scent detection and bitework, knows only the most rudimentary obedience, comes when called, is 100% housebroken, and is the most intoxicating piece of dog flesh you will ever meet. I am utterly in love with her myself, but unfortunately I have too many dogs already.
You will also have to put up with ME for the next ten years. I can't just let her go forever without getting occasional emails, photos, and probably weepy visits.
She does have AKC papers but I will not be including those with the dog except a voided photocopy. I do not want her turned into a puppy-making machine. If you should be smart enough to title her, I'd sell you her full registration for some extra money. But what I really really want for this dog is to find her one and only human love who thinks the sun rises and sets in her eyes. A person who wants to get her spayed ASAP will get extra points.
I just want this amazing animal to be happy. Surely someone out there can do it for her.